Everybody's Happy

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June 26, 2012 at 12:42am
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The Smartest Men in the Room

Why does it feel like accounting is the only profession where one gets called “brilliant” only when it’s about two weeks before a major ethics scandal comes forward?

December 22, 2011 at 6:59pm
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Daria Morgancougher

When I get DVDs like “Daria” from Netflix, I always try to imagine how much weed the discs have seen.

December 13, 2011 at 2:14am
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Also, it kicks ass.

I love going to post-rock shows because there aren’t any lyrics to give away the fact that I don’t know the song that well.

December 2, 2011 at 1:02am
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I won’t even use a spot. It’s just the principle of the thing.

I want a handicapped parking sticker for my circumcision. 

December 1, 2011 at 10:42am
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You ever notice how the beginning of sneeze, that you’re trying to make as quite as possible, sounds like the beginning of a dubstep song? 

November 26, 2011 at 6:19pm
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I spend too much time analyzing Wikipedia pages…

You know a band is good when every member has their own Wikipedia page.

Bonus entry!:

You know I’m bored when my posts sound like they belong on Twitter or a Facebook update.

October 14, 2011 at 10:18pm
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I know something you don’t know…

My true and unadulterated thoughts and feelings.

August 23, 2011 at 10:18pm
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When trying to think of what the whole 2012-end-of-the-world thing will be like, there is only one theory that really rings true for me. It’s obvious:

Extra terrestrials land and force people into a viewing of the Arrested Development movie. They then tell us that the cancellation of the show is the reason they will be ending us. They resolve their moral dilemma of killing an entire species by being kind enough to show us the movie before our slaughter.

July 13, 2011 at 11:07pm
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Janeane Garofalo

Finding out Janeane Garofalo is asexual: a little upsetting but I can live.

Finding out Janeane Garofalo has a boyfriend: fml.

June 6, 2011 at 2:03pm
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In the vain of my last post: I’m also very happy that the Nicktoons show “Doug” is the first result on a Wikipedia search for “Doug”.